Friday, June 29, 2012

Miley Cyrus Is Back At It » Gossip

Miley Cyrus Is Back At It » Gossip


Miley Cyrus Is Back At It » Gossip - Miley Cyrus definitely takes her fitness seriously. The actress, who recently attended the Australian in Film Awards & Benefit Dinner with her Aussie fiancé Liam Hemsworth was spotted leaving her pilates studio with a friend earlier today.

Clearly Pilates is working for Miley as she shows off her perfectly toned abs. Although I’m sure there’s good reason for Miley to be taking her fitness pretty seriously. She does have a wedding to plan and I’m sure she wants to look her absolute best in her wedding gown. I’m sure she’ll make a gorgeous bride!

Blake Lively Is Beautiful In Blue » Gossip

Blake Lively Is Beautiful In Blue » Gossip


Blake Lively Is Beautiful In Blue » Gossip - Blake Lively has been making the publicity rounds this week to promote her upcoming movie ‘Savages‘ and she has been a vision every time we’ve seen her. Today was no different as Blake left her NYC hotel wearing a beautiful royal blue strapless dress with comfy yet stylish flats.

I really love Blake’s necklace here too! Now that is a statement piece! Are you planning on checking out Savages in the theatres? I just finished reading the book and I really liked so I think this is one movie I would definitely like to see.

Lauryn Hill Pleads Guilty, Faces Years in Prison For Failure to Pay Taxes » Gossip

Lauryn Hill Pleads Guilty, Faces Years in Prison For Failure to Pay Taxes » Gossip - Singer Lauryn Hill just pleaded guilty to a federal crime, admitting she did not file several years' worth of tax returns in the past decade, and failed to do so on purpose no less.

The 37-year-old faces up to three years in prison as a result. Hill failed to pay up in 2005, 2006, and 2007, when she earned more than $1.8 million.

Lauryn Hill Pleads Guilty, Faces Years in Prison For Failure to Pay Taxes » Gossip

When the judge asked if Hill "intentionally and willingly" failed to file the returns, she said simply, "Yes." The Fugees frontwoman was released on $150,000 bail.

In addition to the three years behind bars, Hill could be hit with $75,000 in fines. Wonder if she can write that off to help reduce her tax liability for 2012.

Hill welcomed her sixth child in 2011; her first five were with her longtime partner Rohan Marley. Her sentencing hearing is set for November.

[Photo: WENN.com]

Savannah Guthrie Confirmed By NBC as Today Co-Host » Gossip

Savannah Guthrie Confirmed By NBC as Today Co-Host » Gossip - It felt all but official this morning, but NBC finally and formally announced that Savannah Guthrie will be the new co-anchor of Today.

Savannah Guthrie debuted Friday but no mention was made on-air.

She had been rumored to be the network's preferred replacement for Ann Curry, who had fallen out of favor with executives and Matt Lauer.

Savannah Guthrie Confirmed By NBC as Today Co-Host » Gossip

Ann Curry's farewell speech yesterday ended her 14-year tenure at Today, but she only served as Lauer's co-anchor for the last 12 months.

Rumors of NBC firing her began surfacing late last week.

Today executive producer Jim Bell released a statement announcing Savannah's new position, lauding the journalist's unique skill set.

Guthrie "has a one-of-a-kind combination of sharp wit and approachability," Bell said, adding that Today viewers continually "value [Guthrie's] journalistic skills and legal background just as much as her humor and charm."

Bell added of Savannah, "She can effortlessly go from interviewing the Secretary of State to jumping Olympic-sized hurdles on the plaza."

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes to Divorce; Actress Files For Sole Custody of Suri » Gossip

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes to Divorce; Actress Files For Sole Custody of Suri » Gossip - Now that's a celebrity breakup we did not see coming today. After more than five years of marriage, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are getting a divorce.

While many of us were skeptical when they first got together and Tom was proclaiming his love for her on Oprah's couch, the divorce still comes out of left field.

"This is a personal and private matter for Katie and her family," says Holmes' attorney Jonathan Wolfe, confirming the TomKat split Friday.

"Katie's primary concern remains, as it always has been, her daughter's best interest."

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes to Divorce; Actress Files For Sole Custody of Suri » Gossip

After a relatively brief courtship, the Rock of Ages star, 49, married the former Dawson's Creek star Holmes, 33, in an Italian castle in 2006.

They have one daughter, six-year-old Suri.

No reason was given for the impending Tom Cruise-Katie Holmes divorce, but the couple has not been seen in public together since February (below).

This was Holmes' first marriage and the third for Cruise, who previously was married to Nicole Kidman, with whom he has two adopted children, and Mimi Rogers.

It is unclear if divorce papers have formally been filed, but Tom and Katie are believed to have a prenuptial agreement, and are worth at least $275 million.

Obviously, Tom's earnings comprise the bulk of that, but Kate will no doubt receive a significant settlement. Here's wishing both the best in this tough time.

UPDATE, 2:11 EDT: Katie filed for divorce in New York on June 28, citing the catch-all "irreconcilable differences." She makes no mention of the prenup.

She is asking for sole legal custody and "primary residential custody" of Suri and for a "suitable amount" of child support, plus a division of property.

According to TMZ, Tom "did not see this coming" and there is some "nastiness" going on here, as evidenced by Katie's move to get sole legal custody.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes to Divorce; Actress Files For Sole Custody of Suri » Gossip
 Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes

UPDATE, 4:00 EDT: Tom is "very sad," according to another source.

Photos show he was seen wearing his wedding ring just two days ago while filming a new movie in Iceland; Katie also wore her ring this week in New York.

Cruise's rep also released a brief statement saying:

"Kate has filed for divorce and Tom is deeply saddened and is concentrating on his three children. Please allow them their privacy to work this out."

[Photo: WENN.com

Adele: Pregnant By Simon Konecki!!! » Gossip

Adele: Pregnant By Simon Konecki!!! » Gossip - Rumor has it ... Adele is pregnant with her first child!!

Adele and Simon Konecki are expecting, she confirmed Friday: “I’m delighted to announce that Simon [Konecki] and I are expecting our first child together,” the Grammy winner told fans in a post on her official website titled, “I’ve Got Some News.”

That would certainly quality.

Adele: Pregnant By Simon Konecki!!! » Gossip
Adele at BRIT Awards

Adele's baby will soon be rolling in the crib!

“I wanted you to hear the news direct from me, obviously we’re over the moon and very excited but please respect our privacy at this precious time. Yours always, Adele xx”

The singer/songwriter was first photographed with Konecki, who is 38, and divorced with a daughter, back in January. In February, he accompanied her to the Grammys.

That month, the 24-year-old said in an interview that her goal was to have three sons by the age of 30. Guess she was serious about achieving that life milestone.

“I really want to be a mum,” she said. “I better start getting on with it!”

And so she has! Congratulations to Adele and Simon! As for the guy who dumped Adele and supposedly inspired her career? Wonder what he's thinking ...

[Photo: WENN.com]

Cher Starting a New Project » Gossip

Cher Starting a New Project » Gossip


Cher Starting a New Project » Gossip - Cher tweeted the other day that she is moving into Broadway and is writing a new play about herself, which of course she will also star in and write all of the music for.

Cher Starting a New Project » Gossip

Cher is still fine-tuning her cast, the score, and the script, but she has said that the play will follow her entire career, starting with the Sonny and Cher ages until her Believe tour. She will also have a retrospective scene where she will look back on her career and probably say a lot of really complementary things about herself.

Cher did not mention when the play would hit Broadway.

Celeb Hacker Could Owe His Victims A Lot of Mula » Gossip

Celeb Hacker Could Owe His Victims A Lot of Mula » Gossip


Celeb Hacker Could Owe His Victims A Lot of Mula » Gossip - Remember last October when the man who brought us pics like the one below was busted by the FBI? Well justice, at least monetary justice, is about to be served up to Scar Jo for the trauma she suffered after every person in the world ogled her naked photos.

The U.S. Government is planning to recommend to the District Court of California Judge presiding over the sentencing of Christopher Chaney, who pleaded guilty to 9 hacking-esque felony counts after he hacked into several celebrities’ phones and computers to steal their personal pics.

The Government wants the Judge to sentence Chaney to 71 months in the slammer (almost 6 years) and to pay restitution to his victims including $7,500 to Christina Aguilera, $66,179.46 to Scarlett Johansson, $76,767.35 to Renee Osltead (Madison in “The Secret Life of the American Teenager) and $10,000 to the AFTRA Health Fund just because.

The Judge will consider the Government’s recommendation for sentencing and any factors for a lesser sentence that the defense introduces and will issue the final sentence on July 23.

‘Dexter’ Series Finale Planned For 2013 » Gossip

‘Dexter’ Series Finale Planned For 2013 » Gossip
‘Dexter’ Series


‘Dexter’ Series Finale Planned For 2013 » Gossip - Sara Colleton, the Executive Producer for Showtime’s hit ‘Dexter’ has revealed that season 8 will be the final season or Dexter Morgan.

Season 7 is set to air on September 13, which will address the little snaffoo created by Debra Morgan when she walked into the room and saw Dexter doing the dirty deed . . . murder.

Sara Colleton revealed that she and the other execs actually wanted season 7 to be the last, but that Showtime convinced them that it would be better to wind up Dexter’s big reveal over two seasons, so that’s what will be done. She said,
We wanted to end it this year, but the network convinced us that it would be best to do it in two years. In some ways, this is a two-season series-ender. We have worked that out and know where it’s going to end. Next year will definitely be the last year of ‘Dexter.’ Absolutely.
Eight seasons must be the magic number on Showtime, because the network also just revealed that ‘Weeds’ would be done after its 8th season as well.

Season 8 will also feature Ray Stevenson (‘The Other Guys” “Thor”) will play some dude named Isaac, who will be the leader of a Russian organized crime ring.

Romance is Dead » Gossip

Nora Ephron is Dead » Gossip
 Nora Ephron


Romance is Dead » Gossip - RIP Nora Ephron. The famed Hollywood film maker and screenwriter passed away yesterday at New York Presbyterian Hospital. She was 71.

According to Washington Post columnist and Ephron’s close friend, Richard Cohen, Ephron died due to complications from the blood disorder myelodysplasia, which she was diagnosed with six years ago.

Nora had written several timeless Hollywood romances, including ”You’ve Got Mail,” “When Harry Met Sally,” and “Sleepless in Seattle.”

May you rest with the angels, Nora. You will be missed.

Jessica Simpson Tweets Photo of Maxwell » Gossip

Jessica Simpson Tweets Photo of Maxwell » Gossip
Jessica Simpson


Jessica Simpson Tweets Photo of Maxwell » Gossip - Chestica Simpson twatted out this pic of her 8-week-old daughter Maxwell yesterday with the quote “Howdy friends.” The photograph was the first non-PEOPLE magazine pic of the little girl.

However, Max was clearly having none of this BS, and she’s mastered the “Just what the fuck are YOU looking at?” face. She’s probably had this disdainful expression since coming out of her mother’s womb and finding out her name was Maxwell.

Jessica Simpson Tweets Photo of Maxwell » Gossip

Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer Expecting TWINS! » Gossip

Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer Expecting TWINS! » Gossip
 Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer


Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer Expecting TWINS! » Gossip - Imay hate Beel and Sookeh together True Blood, but I love Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer together in real life. They are just too cute. So the news this morning that the couple were expecting twins made me break out the ‘Awwws’ and warmed a small corner of my frozen, black heart.

Sam Merlotte Trammell confirmed the news to US Weekly. Sam, who has 11-month-old twins himself with girlfriend Missy Yager, says, “We sent them a special gift. It’s so interesting that True Blood has become, like, the ‘twins’ show.”

Stephen has two older children – Billy, 12 and Lilac, 10 – so he’ll be a father to four in just a few short months!

So happy for them. Congrats to them both!

Another Kings of Leon Band Member Made a Baby » Gossip

Another Kings of Leon Band Member Made a Baby » Gossip
Caleb Followill

Another Kings of Leon Band Member Made a Baby » Gossip - And since today is apparently the day for baby makin’ news…

Caleb Followill isn’t the only member of Kings of Leon who is starting a family. The band’s drummer and Caleb’s brother Nathan Followill, and his wife Jessie Baylin, are also going to be having a baby soon!

The couple, who married in 2009, Twatted out the news, with Nathan writing “I can proudly announce that me & the lovely @JessieBaylin are expecting our first child. I’m beyond excited/anxious. Life is beautiful.”

Congrats to the parents-to-be!

Would You Want To Watch These Two Box? » Gossip

Would You Want To Watch These Two Box? » Gossip
 Chris Brown - Drake

Would You Want To Watch These Two Box? » Gossip - Celebrity boxing enthusiast, Damon Feldman, is trying his best to convince the people for both Drake and Chris Brown to agree that hashing out their differences in the ring during a celebrity boxing round is a good idea.

Feldman also stated that he reached out to Rihanna to get involved as well, but admitted that it would be pretty unlikely that she would actually agree to being the ring girl. He should not discount the probability that Rihanna loves being the center of this love triangle so much.

Damon said that either Chris and Drake would be rewarded with $1 million (to charity of course) if they won the match that would last a measly three minutes and would involve big, oversized gloves. No word whether the ante will be raised if the big gloves come off and the two Rihanna love birds go fist to fist for real.

It’ll be very interesting whether this actually happens. My guess is that it won’t happen.

Roseanne Barr Getting Roasted on Comedy Central » Gossip

Roseanne Barr Getting Roasted on Comedy Central » Gossip
 Roseanne Barr

Roseanne Barr Getting Roasted on Comedy Central » Gossip - Comedy Central announced that their next roastee will be the one and only Roseanne Barr. The roast will tape on August 4 and will premier on August 12 at 10 p.m. on, of course, Comedy Central.

One of the roasters will be Jane Lynch, who said that,
I’ve long fantasized of ripping Roseanne Barr a new one. But because I don’t have the cajones to say anything offensive to her face, I will be hosting the proceedings.
Ok, boooo, Jane Lynch will be the host of the roast, which means she will say mildly funny things while the show vets say the dirty things.

Roseanne doesn’t seem to care though, she’s excited about her assigned host.

Roseanne Barr Getting Roasted on Comedy Central » Gossip

Comedy Central hasn’t announced which comedians will participate in the roast but it’s likely we will see some of the regulars like Gilbert Gottfried, Jeff Ross, and Lisa Lampanelli, who never pass up an opportunity at ripping into another, more successful, celeb.

Lilo Settles With More Past Victims » Gossip

Lilo Settles With More Past Victims » Gossip
 Lindsay Lohan

Lilo Settles With More Past Victims » Gossip - Lindsay Lohan has finally reached a settlement with the three guys that she allegedly abducted in her car in 2007 and forced to accompany her in a chase that resulted in a DUI.

The three men cried scared after the police took control of the situation and later filed a lawsuit against Lindsay, which she was not able to properly handle until her probation was complete. Now that Lindsay has some income coming in and she’s resolved the criminal issues stemming from this incident and other ones, she is able to put the civil damages issues to rest as well.

The exact terms of the settlement are unknown at this time, but I’m sure they are happy with the deal. The civil lawsuit against Lindsay is scheduled to be dismissed shortly.

Next on the list: dealing with the guy that she allegedly hit with her car outside of a club, after she completed her probation.

Alexis Knapp Was Getting it From Seth McFarlane While Pregnant with Ryan Phillippe’s Baby » Gossip

 Alexis Knapp Was Getting it From Seth McFarlane While Pregnant with Ryan Phillippe’s Baby » GossipAlexis Knapp Was Getting it From Seth McFarlane While Pregnant with Ryan Phillippe’s Baby » GossipAlexis Knapp Was Getting it From Seth McFarlane While Pregnant with Ryan Phillippe’s Baby » Gossip
MacFarlane - Alexis Knapp - Ryan Phillippe

Alexis Knapp Was Getting it From Seth McFarlane While Pregnant with Ryan Phillippe’s Baby » Gossip - Mmmkay, this is a little…odd, but if you say so, Us…

Us Weekly is saying that Project X star Alexis Knapp was hooking up with Seth MacFarlane while she was knocked up with Ryan Phillippe’s baby. Excuse me, but for some reason I happened to think of this:



Anyhoo, Alexis Knapp “a source” close to the situation says that while she was okay with being public, Seth didn’t want any of that shit getting out:
She said she wasn’t really into it at the time,” the insider shared with Us at the premiere of MacFarlane’s big-screen debut, Ted.


The reason the comedian, 39, is hoping to keep their relationship under wraps?


“He doesn’t want to distract from Ted,” the source explained of the first-time filmmaker. “This [movie] is his baby.” (When reached for comment, a rep for MacFarlane insisted to Us that he and Knapp are not dating.)


Still, inside their circle of friends, their status as a former item is an open secret. “Alexis said people in the industry know about it,” the source said. “She really liked him and wants it to be official.”
Apologies to Alexis and Ryan’s baby, Kailani, who grow up and one day find out her mother was getting it from Seth MacFarlane while she was still pregnant. Ewww.

Johnny Depp Probably Caused Amber Heard’s Split from Her Girlfriend » Gossip

Johnny Depp Probably Caused Amber Heard’s Split from Her Girlfriend » Gossip
Johnny Depp and Amber Heard

Johnny Depp Probably Caused Amber Heard’s Split from Her Girlfriend » Gossip - Oh, Amber, this is a downgrade.

Johnny Depp put the “Homewrecking Whore” in “Horse” last week when it came to light that after his split with Vanessa Paradis, he’d purchased a horse for 26-year-old Rum Diaries co-star Amber Heard. However, people initially pooh-poohed (tee hee) that story, claiming Amber and Johnny could not be dating because she preferred poon over peen. They then pointed to Exhibit A: Amber was getting her scissor on daily with longtime girlfriend, Tasya Van Ree.

Oh, but it seems indeed, Amber and Johnny are happening. According to InTouch Magazine, Amber has dumped Van Rae and is about the deep Depp-Dickin’ now:
A source tells In Touch magazine, “They are no longer in a relationship.”
The split fuels rumors linking Heard to her The Rum Diary co-star Johnny Depp, who confirmed earlier this month that he and longtime partner Vanessa Paradis had broken up after 14 years.
My mama used to tell me that me that if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, they’re probably fucking (or something like that.) So yeah, they’re totally doing it. And Amber, girl, I am disappointed.

In News that Surprises No One: Snoop Dogg Busted for Weed » Gossip

In News that Surprises No One: Snoop Dogg Busted for Weed » Gossip
 Snoop Dogg


In News that Surprises No One: Snoop Dogg Busted for Weed » Gossip - According to TMZ, Snoop Dogg was busted for weed at a Norway airport this morning. (I know – we are all flabbergasted).

Snoop was found with 8 grams of weed at the Kjevic Airport in Kristiansand. Snoop was not arrested, as anything up to 15 grams is only punishable with a fine. So how much did have to pony up? About $1,980.

The money wasn’t a problem for him (understandably) and he took care of it and was on his way.

On a side note, Snoop is totally one of those celebrities I would love to party with!

Love The Aristocrats Joke? » Gossip

Love The Aristocrats Joke? » Gossip
 John Malkovich

Love The Aristocrats Joke? » Gossip - We all love the iPhone’s Siri and we should all love John Malkovich – so, you’ll freaking die laughing at this video of Siri telling John Malkovich her/its version of The Aristocrats joke.

If you have no idea what The Aristocrats joke is, watch the video at the bottom, which features Gilbert Gottfried, doing his version of The Aristocrats for the movie – but BEWARE – IT’S DIRTY AND NASTY BUT HILARIOUS and most definitely not safe for work, children, the elderly, your parents, strangers, people you don’t know very well, co-workers, bosses, or people you respect.



David Beckham Didn’t Make Britain’s Olympic Soccer Team » Gossip

David Beckham Didn’t Make Britain’s Olympic Soccer Team » Gossip
 David Beckham

David Beckham Didn’t Make Britain’s Olympic Soccer Team » Gossip - David Beckham tried out for his home country’s Olympic soccer team during the trials, but unfortunately Beckham fell short of making the team and will have to hang out, preferably shirtless, in the stands.

Manager Stuart Pearce said that David did very well and made his shortlist, but unfortunately wasn’t in the final group. Part of the challenge for Beckham and the team is that the London Olympic rules state that only three players on the squad are allowed to be over the age of 23, which I think is complete bullshit and possibly a violation of some statute or code in Great Britain (or at least it should be). Beckham is the super sexy age of 37.

Even though Beckham was deemed ‘not good enough,’ he is still taking it like a really hot, rippling muscles, champ,
Everyone knows how much playing for my country has always meant to me, so I would have been honored to have been part of this unique Team GB squad. Naturally, I am very disappointed, but there will be no bigger supporter of the team than me. And like everyone, I will be hoping they can win the gold.

Thursday, June 28, 2012

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Britney Spears Turns Heads at X Factor Auditions » Gossip

Britney Spears Turns Heads at X Factor Auditions » Gossip - Britney Spears showed off two big reasons why she was brought on board The X Factor as the auditions for the Fox show rolled into Providence, R.I.

We mean her hair and her smile, of course.

The 30-year-old pop star and first-time reality TV judge looked better and happier than ever, showing off her wavy blonde locks and beautiful smile.

Okay, the red dress isn't shabby either.

Britney Spears Turns Heads at X Factor Auditions » GossipBritney Spears Turns Heads at X Factor Auditions » Gossip

Joining the singer at the city's Dunkin' Donuts Center were fellow newcomer Demi Lovato, Season 1 holdover L.A. Reid and of course Simon Cowell.

It's unclear if they've yielded any singing talent, but so far, X Factor auditions have led to a lot of Britney Spears and Demi Lovato hair Google searches.

Easy to see why, based on the Britney Spears pics above. The girls look great!

[Photo: WENN.com]

Kendra Wilkinson on Jenny McCarthy Playboy Spread: You Go Girl! » Gossip

Kendra Wilkinson on Jenny McCarthy Playboy Spread: You Go Girl! » Gossip - Count Kendra Wilkinson as a fan of the Jenny McCarthy Playboy cover.

K-Dubs doesn't plan on baring it all anymore, but she has a message for McCarthy, who, at 39 years old, stripped down for the latest issue of the mag.

That message is simple: Way to be!

Kendra Wilkinson on Jenny McCarthy Playboy Spread: You Go Girl! » GossipKendra Wilkinson on Jenny McCarthy Playboy Spread: You Go Girl! » Gossip

"Good for her," Kendra, who's posed for her share of Playboy spreads and starred on Hugh Hefner's TV shows. "She definitely has it, why not flaunt it?"

Jenny McCarthy, the 1993 Playmate of the Year, returns to nude form on the cover of the July/August double issue, which hits newsstands this week.

The cover, featuring Jenny McCarthy nude, is already out.

"She looks great," the Kendra on Top star said at Las Vegas' Pure Nightclub. "If that gives her confidence at almost 40 years old, why not do it?"

McCarthy has maintained humor about her Playboy return, recently saying she wanted to pose once more "before everything really falls apart."

[Photos: WENN.com]

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher: Non-Exclusively Hitting It! » Gossip

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher: Non-Exclusively Hitting It! » Gossip - Mila Kunis is not dating Ashton Kutcher. The actress has labeled that rumor as "absurd."

But is the gorgeous actress having sex occasionally with her former That 70s Show co-star? That's a different question.

Mila Kunis at Ted PremiereAshton Kutcher as Steve Jobs

According to an Us Weekly source, Kunis and Kutcher have been spotted around Los Angeles several times over the past few weeks and the reason why can be traced back to the title of a recent Kunis film.

"They're not exclusive, but they are hanging out and seeing where it's going," the insider says of Mila and Ashton, friends with obvious, naked benefits.

Kutcher, of course, was married to Demi Moore for six years, while Kunis was actually in a longer term relationship with Macaulay Culkin until earlier this year.

Both are now single and both possess boots that are available for knocking.

"They've been hot for each other for years," a second source tells the magazine. "It stretches back to when they were friends on their show!"

[Photos: WENN.com]

Kate Upton Baywatch Video Showcases Model's Many Talents » Gossip

Kate Upton Baywatch Video Showcases Model's Many Talents » Gossip
Kate Upton

Kate Upton Baywatch Video Showcases Model's Many Talents » Gossip - Photographer Terry Richardson, the man who brought us the wonder that is the Kate Upton cat daddy video, has followed it up with another viral hit.

Titled "The Many Talents of Kate Upton," Terry's new video spoofs the '90s show Baywatch, with the model as a lifeguard, running in a tiny red bikini.

Backed by a punk-rock soundtrack, Kate's other "talents" include skateboarding, hula-hooping, riding roller coasters ... and yes, wet t-shirt contests.

Check it out below and go take a cold shower:


Richardson continues the All-American theme of Kate Upton's GQ photos (which he also shot), by visiting a beachside amusement park in the video.

Kate even experiences a wardrobe malfunction briefly at one point. Life is tough for supermodels. All in all, Terry is good at what he does for a living.

Well, except for maybe those Lindsay Lohan gun photos. Stick to Kate, Terry. No need for train wreck celebs pointing firearms into their mouths.